About Me

Who is Remy Sheppard?

I am a blogger, computer guy, poker player and all around kick ass individual. I’ve been involved with computers since before I could remember.

Professionally Speaking, I’ve Done Things

In my life I’ve been hired to do a lot of things like:

  • Deliver Pizza – My first job.
  • Make Pizza – Which lead to a passion for cooking.
  • Deli Clerk – Outsold the entire store combined 3x over.
  • Singer! – I was lead vocals in a shitty metal band once.
  • Fast Food – My worst job.
  • Selling Insurance – Loads of money here.
  • Build Websites – Responsive layouts, SEO, social integration.
  • The Car Business – Soulless, will cause you to drink.
  • Search Engine Optimization – Making your website do things on the Googles.
  • Computer Repair – You know, for when it breaks and screaming at it doesn’t help.

What makes me so great?

Work Related Skills

  • XHTML / html5 / XML
  • css / css3
  • JavaScript / jQuery / jQueryUI / MooTools
  • php
  • Social Media Marketing
  • SEO / SEM
  • Email Marketing
  • Skyrocketing Conversion Rates

Other Impressive SKills

  • Cooking
  • Being hands down the funniest guy I know
  • Playing guitar
  • Whovian
  • dancing Awkardly shaking in public
  • Singing

My educational background

I don’t have a degree. I have 13 years of experience, and I constantly consume technical papers and books on web development, implementation and technologies.  I’ve never run into a problem I couldn’t overcome, and I’ve never come across something I couldn’t learn.

Why you should hire me

You should hire me because I specialize in kicking ass. Computer ass.

Whether you need to increase your search visibility, need some custom programming done, or you’re having a hard time with your computer, I’m you’re guy.

Don’t believe me? Here’s a testimonial:

Honey, please turn off the computer and come to bed.

-My wife

Feel free to poke around the site, read the blog, and google my name. When you’re ready to hire me, click here.